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Cause it's a weekend!

"You are so lazy, and unhygienic."
"No I'm not. It's for a cause."
"Cause? What cause? It's coz you are lazy."


Well well... she'll neva understand. I care for the "save water" cause. I genuinely wish to save water. She follows drinking 8 glasses of water everyday for some goddamn healthy reason. Somebody needs to compensate for this excess usage (read wastage) of water.

So I do. I do not take a bath on Sundays. Ok, this time on a Saturday as well. But it's for a big cause. Think about the millions of litres of water that is wasted across the world every day. Think about each of us simply avoiding the bathing tradition for a day or two in a week. Imagine the amount of water saved.

But gals, will they ever understand that we men aren't dirty and unhygienic and all that? We just care for the world. We are the saviours, their saviours and they don't care.

Guys, join me in the mission to save water and the world shall be proud of you. Simply be a couch potato on weekends, play games, eat, laze around but just don't take a bath. And when the women blabber, simply ignore. Coz it's for a cause!

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