Mrinal Pentapalli - Just saying

Wokay so kums getting married ...itna jaldi bhai? Is the question popping up in u r mind... anyways the story starts in this style.. Kums was going on his bike an suddenly a Zen hits his bike ....Apna Kums ko gussa aa gaya and opened the door of the car and suddenly aankhe mili aur pyar ho gaya.. yes folks love at frust sight (pun intended) well Kums comes to his senses ...and says in a calm way (usually while talking to a girl OUTSIDE sanchar. Kums talks calmly surprising Ain't it?)"Aap ne meri bike ko scratch diya hai par us se bada scratch mere dil par diya hai "romantic ain't it? Anyways like in pictures runnin around trees and bushes and hangin in gardens, parks ...going to the beaches enjoyin nariyal paani....he was in heaven......And then the most darawna cheez his GF did to him ..she sang ...."Shayad meri shaadi ka khayal .....isi liye mom's and dad's ne ghar pe lunch par bulaya hai". Kums reaction AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA our reaction..... AAA...

Trinnnnnng..the alarm interfering my beauty sleep.. Asha jumping on top of me screaming her lungs out "Papa Papa we have to go to Sanchar..father is getting married ..sleepily I replied "Whose father ?"...Asha disgustingly "Papa ..u r not only irrethponsible but also bhulakad..today is 25 dec...father uncle is getting married today" coming back to my (non) senses...I woke up and hurryingly did all my morning necessaties ...The next thing to worry was what should I wear ...so I called my wife"Nirasha dear ..What should I wear for the wedding?"... "Wear that black suite"..Asha running in replied "No Papa ...wear that grey shuite u look better in that.." so here I was stuck between hopelessness n hope...Anyways after some nahi nahi and "haa haaaas" ..I got my attire according to my Asha ..So Sanchar here we come... Driving by the Portuguese church..looking at the christmas decorations...then turning right ....we could see ou...

After a long time I am writing a story about someone I know. Not necessarily a Sancharian. Anyway it all started when he got transferred to a new place. The first day in his new flat was exciting, all the freshly painted walls, all the new arrangements, a new room. A new neighbor. The real story starts when our hero opens the door and sees his first true love. This is how he describes her to me "Yaar she is an Artist’s dream, her glowing hair, her deep black eyes, her beautifully carved teeth." This is how his friends reacted "God save this dude, he is in love with the neighbor's dog". "No! U dumb asses it's the girl I am talking about" he replied angrily. His friends replied "God save this dude, the dog was better". Take two: The most difficult part of a guy's life. To patafy a girl. He goes to his friends and begs them to help him. So his friend’s suggestions were “Gift her something, directly propose to her dude, wait till Valentin...

Father (Karthik ) to commit Suicide Situation: Father on terrace top to commit suicide Reason: Pasanthi aur uske motichoor ladoo nahi mile. Father: Mausijeee agar mujhe Pasanthi ke ladoo nahi mile toh main yaha se kood jaonga. Mausiji: Beta koodna mat Pasanthi abhi ladoo bana rahi hai. Father: Chup kar budiya, when I commit suicide mausi going jail and then mausi chaki peesing peesing & peesing. Sri: Ortho utar ja neeche tere liye main New Year main solo dance karoonga. Manik: Ooa Ooa abe ortho Father. Father: Yeh Ooa Ooa kya kar raha hai kuch lete kyu nahi. Anand: Utar ja main tujhe action shoes deta hoo. Kanchan: 12 rupiya dozen, 12 rupiya dozen. Manju: 7-rupaiya bread 7 rupaiya bread. Mridul: Abe Father hee hee utar hee hee ja hee hee. Mrinal: Abe Father hic hic utar hic hic ja hic hic. Bhai: Saale @###@$ Agar kudega na toh tera toh #@$#^*^@ hai. Kumar: Abe father mujhe aur meri biwi ko blessing de ke kood. Sumedh: Abe chod Pasanthi sirf meri hai...

Dream Girl I stare at my light Such a wonderful sight Now I know how heaven is Each time without thee, hell is I stare at my light Such wonderful delight Fairer then the fairest Moderate and modest I stare at my light Shining so bright Thou are my inspiration Perfect person of my perception Thou are my dream girl…

Kumar’s Marriage Reception… It was a weird seeing Kumar getting married. This guy who was my friend since childhood suddenly gets married (Although in egroups he got married thrice and that also by me.) So there I was that too standing first, I was kinda nervous u may think y and I say I don’t know exactly y, probably this situation was something which definitely none of us were expecting or I didn’t know what to say should I say congrats dude or should I say barbaad ho gaya tu just kidding. Enough boring ya all now what happened when I reached there… I just entered the hall and saw Kumar just looking at us and I guess he was thinking r they looking at my wife. But he knew we r very nice fellars. So we waited for the rest of the junta to assemble cause we traveled by different cars. Sweet orange rasna was offered and we observed Kums who showing his trade mark two toothed smile bichare ko bahut practise ho gaya rahega savere aur shyam haste hua. After 30 mi...