Torture -ek (shuru hone se pehle full stop) prem katha.

After a long time I am writing a story about someone I know. Not necessarily a Sancharian. Anyway it all started when he got transferred to a new place. The first day in his new flat was exciting, all the freshly painted walls, all the new arrangements, a new room. A new neighbor. The real story starts when our hero opens the door and sees his first true love. This is how he describes her to me "Yaar she is an Artist’s dream, her glowing hair, her deep black eyes, her beautifully carved teeth." This is how his friends reacted "God save this dude, he is in love with the neighbor's dog". "No! U dumb asses it's the girl I am talking about" he replied angrily. His friends replied "God save this dude, the dog was better". Take two: The most difficult part of a guy's life. To patafy a girl. He goes to his friends and begs them to help him. So his friend’s suggestions were “Gift her something, directly propose to her dude, wait till Valentines Day..Wiagra…wiagra…” The hero thought and thought till he finally came up with an idea. The idea was first to patafy family then the chori (sounds filmy doesn't it?). So the constant Namaste Aunty and Namaste Uncle, and regular vists made him a sort of the family. Even the dog liked him now. The first part of his strategy worked. The family had a good impression on him. Now the next step was to patafy the girl. Our hero came close to proposing but then her father got transferred and end of love story rather disappointing end. Anyways it seems he still is in constant touch with her. Well expect a sequel then.