Father (Karthik ) to commit Suicide
Situation: Father on terrace top to commit suicide
Reason: Pasanthi aur uske motichoor ladoo nahi mile.
Father: Mausijeee agar mujhe Pasanthi ke ladoo nahi mile toh main yaha se kood jaonga.
Mausiji: Beta koodna mat Pasanthi abhi ladoo bana rahi hai.
Father: Chup kar budiya, when I commit suicide mausi going jail and then mausi chaki peesing peesing & peesing.
Sri: Ortho utar ja neeche tere liye main New Year main solo dance karoonga.
Manik: Ooa Ooa abe ortho Father.
Father: Yeh Ooa Ooa kya kar raha hai kuch lete kyu nahi.
Anand: Utar ja main tujhe action shoes deta hoo.
Kanchan: 12 rupiya dozen, 12 rupiya dozen.
Manju: 7-rupaiya bread 7 rupaiya bread.
Mridul: Abe Father hee hee utar hee hee ja hee hee.
Mrinal: Abe Father hic hic utar hic hic ja hic hic.
Bhai: Saale @###@$ Agar kudega na toh tera toh #@$#^*^@ hai.
Kumar: Abe father mujhe aur meri biwi ko blessing de ke kood.
Sumedh: Abe chod Pasanthi sirf meri hai.
Ani: Aur uske ladoo mera hai.
Sunny: #@$@%# Abe Father @!###Q$@%$# koood na jaldi @$$#@$%#%$#
Father: jhaad ke peeche jha tu.
Sushil: Tujhe meri behno ki kasam neeche utar.
Father: Saale behen $@#$, mandaar chod ke aa.
Sushil: Ja kood. …Teri pasanthi aur tu #@$@%$#%$#.
Father: Saale, Kamino Jesus tumhe kabhi maaf nahi karega. Pasanthi tumhari ho sakti hai par ladoo toh sirf mere hi honge.
Mausiji: Beta lo Pasanthi ki ladoo aagaye abhi toh neeche utar.
Father: Arre chup budiya main sirf Pasanthi ke haat se ladoo khaunga.
Pasanthi: Lo main aagayi ye laadoo abhi layee ab toh utar neeche.
Father: Ok sanchar walo Ladoo bhi aa gaye Pasanthi bhi aa gayi toh marna cancel abhi main neeche aa raha hoo.
Situation: Father on terrace top to commit suicide
Reason: Pasanthi aur uske motichoor ladoo nahi mile.
Father: Mausijeee agar mujhe Pasanthi ke ladoo nahi mile toh main yaha se kood jaonga.
Mausiji: Beta koodna mat Pasanthi abhi ladoo bana rahi hai.
Father: Chup kar budiya, when I commit suicide mausi going jail and then mausi chaki peesing peesing & peesing.
Sri: Ortho utar ja neeche tere liye main New Year main solo dance karoonga.
Manik: Ooa Ooa abe ortho Father.
Father: Yeh Ooa Ooa kya kar raha hai kuch lete kyu nahi.
Anand: Utar ja main tujhe action shoes deta hoo.
Kanchan: 12 rupiya dozen, 12 rupiya dozen.
Manju: 7-rupaiya bread 7 rupaiya bread.
Mridul: Abe Father hee hee utar hee hee ja hee hee.
Mrinal: Abe Father hic hic utar hic hic ja hic hic.
Bhai: Saale @###@$ Agar kudega na toh tera toh #@$#^*^@ hai.
Kumar: Abe father mujhe aur meri biwi ko blessing de ke kood.
Sumedh: Abe chod Pasanthi sirf meri hai.
Ani: Aur uske ladoo mera hai.
Sunny: #@$@%# Abe Father @!###Q$@%$# koood na jaldi @$$#@$%#%$#
Father: jhaad ke peeche jha tu.
Sushil: Tujhe meri behno ki kasam neeche utar.
Father: Saale behen $@#$, mandaar chod ke aa.
Sushil: Ja kood. …Teri pasanthi aur tu #@$@%$#%$#.
Father: Saale, Kamino Jesus tumhe kabhi maaf nahi karega. Pasanthi tumhari ho sakti hai par ladoo toh sirf mere hi honge.
Mausiji: Beta lo Pasanthi ki ladoo aagaye abhi toh neeche utar.
Father: Arre chup budiya main sirf Pasanthi ke haat se ladoo khaunga.
Pasanthi: Lo main aagayi ye laadoo abhi layee ab toh utar neeche.
Father: Ok sanchar walo Ladoo bhi aa gaye Pasanthi bhi aa gayi toh marna cancel abhi main neeche aa raha hoo.
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